As Mr. Man and I are getting ready for school, I hear him from the other room, "Dad, my hair's still soaked, I think I need a blow job this morning."
Excuse me?
"A blow job. I like getting dressed after a hot blowjob in the morning. "
Oooooo k......
"Would it be a good idea to bring the blower in the shower with us so we can blow job without getting out?"
Noooo. That kind of blow job would not be a good idea. The whole electric and water thing. Zap. Fry. Dead...
"Ok. I can wait for my blow job then."
That's a good idea, I would rather wait than die.
"What a way to go."
My thought's exactly.
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HA! :D
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