It was a lovely night. Small fire illuminating the room. They're snuggled together on the floor.
"Close your eyes." he says, "I have something for you."
She closes her eyes. He slides dangly earrings through her lobes and places a matching chain around her neck.
They kiss and embrace. He softly says, "It's not much, but you're worth it."
......?
The. Most. Freaky. Thing. Ever! EVER!
In the gallery today, a couple walk in. I think to myself; "Self, I know this guy."
We talk for awhile and I finally have to ask.
"Have you ever been to (Insert State here)?"
"No", he says,
"Wow, you look just like a guy I went to high school with named John Smith. (Not his real name).
He turn white and looked like he might be sick. Even his girl friend gasped when I said the name.
I stepped back, not knowing what to expect next.
He looked at me, took a deep breath, and said, "My name IS John Smith."
I paused and smiled slightly before I said, "SHUT! UP! Seriously?"
"Seriously." he said softly.
We just stood there starring at one another for what seemed like an hour. I can not think of a more bizarre coincidence in all of my life.
Not only do these two people have doppelgangers, but they have the same name.
(Which as I have just learned is one of the definitions. Look a-likes and or the same name.)
Which is really, really cool.
I don't know what this means, if anything, but it was beyond strange. The universe is quite peculiar at times.
We talk for awhile and I finally have to ask.
"Have you ever been to (Insert State here)?"
"No", he says,
"Wow, you look just like a guy I went to high school with named John Smith. (Not his real name).
He turn white and looked like he might be sick. Even his girl friend gasped when I said the name.
I stepped back, not knowing what to expect next.
He looked at me, took a deep breath, and said, "My name IS John Smith."
I paused and smiled slightly before I said, "SHUT! UP! Seriously?"
"Seriously." he said softly.
We just stood there starring at one another for what seemed like an hour. I can not think of a more bizarre coincidence in all of my life.
Not only do these two people have doppelgangers, but they have the same name.
(Which as I have just learned is one of the definitions. Look a-likes and or the same name.)
Which is really, really cool.
I don't know what this means, if anything, but it was beyond strange. The universe is quite peculiar at times.
Things That Make My Day...Volume One
...Mr. Man trying to teach Winston an Evil laugh...
Mwhoohoohoo
Mwhoohoohoo
Why I Hate Wii...or...Viedo Games Are Going To Kill Me....
7am:
Dad, can I play some Wii this morning?
No. We don't play on school days, especially before school.
But we made it to the Asylum...
No.
But, Dad?
No!
Dad? How did we make it to the Asylum? Can we play the bad guys all the time now? How do we get back to the Asylum? What did we go through to get there? Can we go back? Do we get to play the Joker? What happens if Batman gets us while we're a bad guy? Can we fight Batman and Robin when we're bad guys? What happens if we beat Batman when we're bad guys? Can I play Wii after school today?
7:02am
Dad? Dad? Dad?.............Daaaaaaad?
No you can not play Wii during the school week! Stop asking. Or no Wii for the rest of your life.
Dad?
Yes?
If my friend Diego was playing Wii as a bad guy could he beat Batman?
(sigh!)I'm sure you meant to say good morning! Are you ready for school yet?
Dad? When can we play Wii? Is tomorrow the weekend? Can we play on the weekend? On the weekend can we still play the bad guys?
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over placing the add for a free wii on craigslist.
Daaad! Can we play until you give it away?
7:03am
Dad? Dad? Dad?
Mom? Dad just bashed his head on the table and is sleeping. Can I play Wii until he wakes up?
Dad, can I play some Wii this morning?
No. We don't play on school days, especially before school.
But we made it to the Asylum...
No.
But, Dad?
No!
Dad? How did we make it to the Asylum? Can we play the bad guys all the time now? How do we get back to the Asylum? What did we go through to get there? Can we go back? Do we get to play the Joker? What happens if Batman gets us while we're a bad guy? Can we fight Batman and Robin when we're bad guys? What happens if we beat Batman when we're bad guys? Can I play Wii after school today?
7:02am
Dad? Dad? Dad?.............Daaaaaaad?
No you can not play Wii during the school week! Stop asking. Or no Wii for the rest of your life.
Dad?
Yes?
If my friend Diego was playing Wii as a bad guy could he beat Batman?
(sigh!)I'm sure you meant to say good morning! Are you ready for school yet?
Dad? When can we play Wii? Is tomorrow the weekend? Can we play on the weekend? On the weekend can we still play the bad guys?
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over placing the add for a free wii on craigslist.
Daaad! Can we play until you give it away?
7:03am
Dad? Dad? Dad?
Mom? Dad just bashed his head on the table and is sleeping. Can I play Wii until he wakes up?
Morning Giggles...or, Death, By Blow Job...
As Mr. Man and I are getting ready for school, I hear him from the other room, "Dad, my hair's still soaked, I think I need a blow job this morning."
Excuse me?
"A blow job. I like getting dressed after a hot blowjob in the morning. "
Oooooo k......
"Would it be a good idea to bring the blower in the shower with us so we can blow job without getting out?"
Noooo. That kind of blow job would not be a good idea. The whole electric and water thing. Zap. Fry. Dead...
"Ok. I can wait for my blow job then."
That's a good idea, I would rather wait than die.
"What a way to go."
My thought's exactly.
Excuse me?
"A blow job. I like getting dressed after a hot blowjob in the morning. "
Oooooo k......
"Would it be a good idea to bring the blower in the shower with us so we can blow job without getting out?"
Noooo. That kind of blow job would not be a good idea. The whole electric and water thing. Zap. Fry. Dead...
"Ok. I can wait for my blow job then."
That's a good idea, I would rather wait than die.
"What a way to go."
My thought's exactly.
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