I am in my studio painting. Mr. Man is at his easel painting beside me.
"Crud", I said, as I messed something up.
"What's matter Daddy?" he says.
I tell him, "Daddy made a mistake"
"Aw, that's a bummer, I paint, I fix it for you!"
I have not laughed so hard in a long while. Where do kids pick up stuff like that? I'm sure he most likely heard it from me at one point, I just don't remember saying it.
Precious and I joined a co-ed volley ball team. So far we are 1 and 7. That's one win, seven losses. This week after our game. We are walking out of the gym.
Mr. Man says, "Daddy, know what?"
"What's that Buddy?' I ask.
"You guys suck!"
I was speechless. Trying very hard not to laugh. Precious did not see the humor. I am pretty sure I have never said anything like that in front of him. We quickly told him why that was not something you told people. He listened intently and said "OK Daddy, chase me."
The funniest part is that he said it like it was a compliment. He was so proud.
Yesterday we are all driving to the pool for a swim. As I am cutting through the lot I mention that none of the cars are in parking spaces. From the back seat comes this gem from Mr. Man...
"You guys park like morons."
This time I giggled, but quickly caught myself. Again with the talk about why this is not something nice to say. Again we get, "OK".
This I am sure he heard from me while driving around. I really need to work harder about watching what I say.
Mr. Man will be 3 in April. Everything he hears is remembered and repeated.
It is quite frightening at times.