Some days I just can't believe how thick people are. Ok, not necessarily thick, they just don't pay attention or listen or bother to look around before they speak.
Lady: Can you tell me about these Birds?
Me: Absolutely, they are by Frank Gonzales...blah blah blah.
Lady: (wondering around they gallery still talking about Frank's work) I really like these too. Are these by Gonzales also?
Me: No. Those were painted by Dr Seuss.
Lady: So did Gonzales have to get permission to paint these.
Me: No. They were painted by Dr Seuss. Not Gonzales.( As I point to the sign that says, "The Secret Art Of Dr Seuss")
Lady: If I didn't know better I say these were actually done by the same guy that wrote the Dr Seuss books.
Me: They were. It was the same man that wrote the books that painted these. ( I hand her the book called, "The Secret Art Of Dr Seuss")
Lady: So they weren't done by Gonzales?