I went to buy stamps the other day. The lady asks me if I have a preference of designs.
What do you have?
Flags, hearts and Betty Davis.
It looks like Betty has been air brushed to remove a cigarette from her hand. No. No flags. I'm not feeling very lovey today so the hearts are out. What else do you have?
That's it. But, this one has a little guy carrying a heart, so you could pretend that you just shanked someone and ripped their heart out.
Oh, how I love good customer service.